нужен перевод этого текста чтоб можно было понять смысл ани просто в переводчике Birthdays Ogden Nash My birthdays take so long

Ну а что тут помогатб:)
Ставь лайк тут все легко;)

Гафкать рычать летать или чё у тя кошка умеет всё это делать

1) Emily was running to assembly when the rain started.
2) What shoes was Emily wearing?
3) Emily was wearing new shoes that were very big.
4) Suddenly one of her shoes flew off and she put her foot straight into a big puddle!
5) What were Michael and his friend doing when some girls came to talk to them?
6) Michael and his friend were sitting in a tree in the park when some girls came up to talk to them.
7) Michael wanted to impress them and started climbing the tree really high.
8) What happened to Michael while he was climbing the tree?
9) While Michael was climbing the tree, he fell and ripped his jeans.

Дикая Австралия как то так